GOD

[sandaharr]

God comes in many guises but I NEVER would have believed that Ju would attain this worthiness.Bet it's the first time GOD has had an Asbo after his name! ;D ;D
I think it's 'cos you blab as much,was looking at your postings over 200 now,not much getting done in the way of work down your way missus!

[buliebuse]

Absolutely correct Sandra - no work done(Tee Hee)
Stop creeping - you're still not allowed to be a disciple
Ju (das)

[buliebuse]

Actually Sandra
I think Shaun's having a chuckle at me.
Perhaps dyslexic?

[mayahund]

Hey Sandra; Ju might be God but you have a better karma - Now what does that tell us about Ju's way of ruling ;D
Ewa

[buliebuse]

It tells us , Shaun does still not understand the accent !
Ju

[temwani]

Hi Ju,

But how come you are male now? Did the operation hurt? Have you got to grow a beard?

Will your disciples be male or female?

Perhaps you should have male disciples and female angels???

Couldn't resist ..... Geri

[temwani]

Ewa,

Watch out this may mean that Ju will want you to wear the prong collar.....

Geri

[temwani]

Sandra,

You aren't far behind now at 177 .... these people who don't go to work any more.....

When you reach 200 get Shaun to make you a godess - the crowns much nicer!

Hee Hee Geri

[abel]

bulie2 said:

When you reach 200 get Shaun to make you a godess - the crowns much nicer!

Hi Geri,

If you continue posting in this pace, in two weeks time you´ll be wearing a crown like that too

Albert

[temwani]

Hi Albert,

I have to catch up cos unlike other's I was doing too much work before Xmas and my new year's resolution is to do less work and have more fun!!!

But ...... I don't want to change gender I have too much fun as a female!!

Geri

[mayahund]

Best New Years resolution I heard this year came from a friend of ours; She was going to smoke, drink and abuse men - Since she didn't get any of that in the year that passed
E/

[countryboy]

JU,can you please do something about this bloody weather in your god like status.
Just got back from yet another rain drenched walk.Then had to go through the routine of washing down the dog then the wrestling much with the towel to dry him.
Despite what they keep saying about the south east we have all the rain we need.Everywhere is soaked.

Many thanks.....Simon

[temwani]

Simon,

Great idea .....Ju can you also divert the storm which is forecast for next week and make sure that the snow from the 10th of January is at least a foot deep so that we can all stay home and play with our BBs. We will also get some great photos.

Thanks

Geri

PS Can you also let us know what the next lottery numbers will be?

[Shaun Eric Ewing]

Hello Ju, this smilie just about covers it, welcome to God status.

Shaun

[temwani]

Hi Shaun,

How come you have karma minus 1 have you upset god?

Geri

[Shaun Eric Ewing]

Not God, but someone else on this list. However I am sure that the love and admiration from my many fans wil carry me through these depressing times. You can always press on "exalt" if you want to express some of that overflowing devotion.

Shaun

[mayahund]

Maybe the lady that deals in flying sandwiches

E/

[temwani]

She has been very quiet on the board lately - is she too busy making sandwiches or cuddling Sonny?

[bulieboerboels]

I think Shaun has put her to working in the cellar.Regards Paul.

[Shaun Eric Ewing]

She rarely comes out of the kitchen, nothing wrong with that, we all know that is where women belong although she does have brief excursions to wash my clothes and buy some food for me.

Shaun

[sandaharr]

No wonder your Karma is low with comments like that,prepare for a minus 10!!LOL

[Shaun Eric Ewing]

The good thing about being a man is that you can allow yourself to be rude, ugly and completely ignorant and nobody really expects anything different. In fact, the ruder and uglier one is, the better ones partner looks in comparison so seen from a species survival angle, it is actually an advantage to be as rude, ugly and ignorant as possible without tipping your hand.

This philosophy has carried me through countless divorces.

Shaun

[sandaharr]

ROFLMAO! Good one Shaun ;D

[buliebuse]

God is in the house.
Yep changed gender thats why Ive been off board.
Like Shaun seem to have gone through most eligable men etc - a change is as good as a rest (Please not serious on that one )

Disciples will all have to be ugly females or gay men - so that I can still have first pick.
Simon/Geri as regards the weather "It only shines on the righteous "- I'm getting quite a tan.Actually down here we pronounce it as "Rights**ts"
Geri - God does not gamble so can't help with lotter - Tee Hee

Shaun thankyou for my smilies - keep working on the Karma
Ju

[anne]

Well Shaun, you just wait till I come home from work ;D
If Shaun is absent for a while someone probably sent something harder than a sandwich flying in his direction.
Anne

[temwani]

Hi Anne,

Good to hear from you

I will also deal with Paul for his cellar comment.

We can down grade him from drink fetcher to dish washer at the appraisal and chain him up and set Sandra free. She can go around with one of her scottish implements and keep all of the men in line. ;D

Geri

[buliebuse]

hello all i got a complaint. gave up smoking cut back drinking and some smartarse gives ju god status. me and buse are taking longerwalks to escape the exalted one. think b4 u act next time. oh and happy new year downtrodden glos xx

[temwani]

Hi,

Good to hear from you. Shaun might be responsible for Ju's god status but some people have been keeping her feet on earth! You might find there is a local pub which will be a suitable place for some extra special training for Buse during your walks.

Paul spent a lot of time working on this training with his RR when he first got her.

and I believe other husbands with BB partners follow this hobbie. ;D

Geri