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Post by temwani on Jan 14, 2007 17:51:13 GMT
Hey, Guys where have all the gods gone  Was it too hard in the heavens above us or have you been too naughty and upset Shaun  Geri |
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Post by mayahund on Jan 14, 2007 17:55:25 GMT
Well Geri:
I was only God for a very short time of period and I made one ruling regarding myself to the Uber God and obviously he bought my reasoning and made all Gods senior citizens again. I reckon the Uber God thought we all fit better there ;D
Ewa
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Post by Shaun Eric Ewing on Jan 14, 2007 22:07:09 GMT
To become a "God" you had to post 200 posts, well you all complained about the added responsibilty, so I put the goal up to 400 posts, see you again in a couple of months.  Shaun |
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Post by temwani on Jan 14, 2007 22:16:53 GMT
Shaun,
Ju will see that as a real challenge and so we can expect to see more from her! What will you do when Ewa gets there again?Move it up to 600???
Can you arrange for female gods? I don't want to change gender and therefore will have to stop posting?
Paul meanwhile will be happy to become a God - in fact like you he sometimes thinks he is already!!!
Geri
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Post by mayahund on Jan 14, 2007 22:33:17 GMT
Hey Geri! As an under God all you can do is appeal to higher orders - Sometimes they listen and sometimes they don't! I jsut got lucky As for gender discusion: Don't you know that when God created the man - she was only joking ;D Ewa, who now will post sparingly |
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Post by Shaun Eric Ewing on Jan 15, 2007 5:56:54 GMT
Yes, when you see all the confusion and lack of order there is in the world, it is obvious that God is definately a female.
Shaun
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Post by buliebuse on Jan 15, 2007 8:46:10 GMT
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she came to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied,. . . . "They will in a minute."  Ju |
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Post by temwani on Jan 15, 2007 19:49:22 GMT
Shaun, You look at the beautiful things and amazing creatures in the world and know that God created the world. She then looked for some sensitive beings who would promote caring and love and found women on Venus; on mars she found men. But in seven days everyone is allowed one mistake. Finally she invented sex for women's pleasure and made it the act of pro-creation to encourage men to learn how to fulfill our wildest desires. ;D Enough said! Geri |
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Post by countryboy on Jan 18, 2007 21:12:47 GMT
Now i wasn't impressed when Ju was god as far as the weather is concerned but i say reinstate her!!
It bad enough down south don't envy you 'up north' Sandra..Snowed in yet??
Simon
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Post by sandaharr on Jan 18, 2007 22:35:09 GMT
We had a fair bit this morning then it rained most of the day.  |
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Post by temwani on Jan 19, 2007 20:01:40 GMT
Sandra,
It's ok forecast is for more of the white stuff and we might even see a few flakes.
More importantly we're going to get some cold nights to kill off a few of the bugs!
Geri
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Post by buliebuse on Jan 20, 2007 10:51:46 GMT
Talking about the weather - gales or what. The other night let Buse out before I went to bed - didn't realize had lost 1 of the 6ft panels from the neighbours fence.All the other neighbours just have 2ft wire boundaries as have no dogs.Buse seized the opportunity to take flight. I couldn't recall her as had no voice - & the whistle was out the front in the car. Julie then has to take flight trying to catch up with Buse over several neighbours back gardens dressed only in camisole top & knickers.(Trust me not a pretty sight when you reach my age) Eventually grabbed her by the scruff of neck in someones back garden (She only wears a collar when we take her out). Luckily I thought this garden didn't have a garage - just a car-port.Imagine my dismay when it had locked gates on the front of it, security lights etc.The owners came rushing out to see me stood there in all my 'finery' trying to hold onto Buse by the scruff of her neck!. They let me out with extremely quizzical looks - so then had to walk back up the street bare-foot etc. Thankfully there were no cats out & about. Have not shown my face outside since. Embarrassed or what?  Ju |
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Post by temwani on Jan 20, 2007 11:35:48 GMT
Ju,
You should go out wearing strange clothes for the next six days and then revert to normal and tell everyone you are so pleased that your twin sister has now gone home!
Geri
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Post by buliebuse on Jan 20, 2007 11:48:27 GMT
Good point Geri Think I shall dress as Clive, shave my head, wear stilts & tattoo myself with my silver nitrate pen! Tee Hee Ju |
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Post by temwani on Jan 20, 2007 13:37:53 GMT
Post the pictures those I would like to see |
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Post by bulieboerboels on Jan 21, 2007 10:46:23 GMT
It could only happen to you Julie.Oh to have had a camera we could have put it up on my website under Owners do the strangest things.Regards Paul.
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Post by temwani on Jan 21, 2007 13:02:21 GMT
Ju,
Next he will be asking for a repeat performance!
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Post by buliebuse on Jan 21, 2007 19:26:52 GMT
Paul I think I have come to the conclusion that God put me on earth to take the heat off others & so they could have a good laugh at me.Normally I'm first to get in there though - Beth seems to be following in her Mums footsteps as well - heaven help us.It's as much as we can do to all keep straight faces whilst sat around the dinner table each night !  Ju |
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